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Ozark Jimmy's Global Enterprises Holding Company's mission is to leverage global T2T (toilet-to-table) technology at the bleeding edge of toilet bacon outsource technology.
What We Offer
Ozark Jimmy's near-term online retail e-commerce, o-commerce and t-commerce solutions provide the world with the following:
- Personal Defense Technology
- Comfort Tools
- Med'cine & Teachin's
Ozark Jimmy's Global Enterprises Holding Company focuses on building its innovative T2T technologies to deliver super-optimal consumer experience.
Through innovative advances in T2T technology and Global Positioning Baconography (GPB), Ozark Jimmy's Global Enterprises Holding Company helps users to meet their needs quickly, effectively, cheaply and in an eco-friendly fashion.
The company delivers services through its own web site at www.OzarkJimmy.com , and by licensing its T2T technology and products to commercial enterprises.
About Ozark Jimmy's Global Enterprises Holding Company Inc.
Ozark Jimmy's Global Enterprises Holding Company is a privately held company, whose backers include Taq Hamas Revolutionary Venture Funding Cell, Cahuenga Brothers, Ltd. and the Virtual Hillbilly Investment Capital Fund. These banditos led an equity round of $25 million in June, 1999. Billy-Joe Al 'Abdurrahman, general partner of Taq Hammas and Nimrod Cajones, general partner of Cahuenga Brothers, Ltd., joined Ozark Jimmy's Global Enterprises Holding Company 's Board of Directors at that time. Abdurrahman is currently director of numerous companies, none of which can be mentioned by name on pain of death. Cajones was a co-founder of Poncho.com, and is a director of several high-growth Internet companies, including Llamaspace, Cahuengista.com and Martha Stewart Living.
Ozark Jimmy's Global Enterprises Holding Company 's patented T2T technology allows consumers to truly proclaim, "What goes around, comes around." Ozark Jimmy products are used in more than 30 countries by clients ranging from that really rich sheik who likes Michael Jackson so much to that super crazy nutty crazy nut who runs North Korea. Also, Elizabeth Taylor and George Pataki.
Ozark Jimmy's Global Enterprises Holding Company offers its products to the world through its Website, its catalogue service and, vis-a-vis its T2B enterprise division, to most major grocery chains in the South, Southwest, South America and to Southwest Airlines and the Chicago Indian Parachute Porkchop Revival.
Ozark Jimmy's Global Enterprises Holding Company's own web site at www.OzarkJimmy.com attracts advertisers who wish to reach users with "specific interests." Ozark Jimmy's Global Enterprises Holding Company's AdverBacon system lets anyone from multinationals to small companies and "interest groups" precisely target their "customers" and blow them out of their seats with small, easily hidden and very high-yield advertising.